Quote #11263
About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
Quote #33160
Your brain can only absorb what your ass can endure.
Quote #33664
I’m worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It’s not holding a charge.
Quote #11975
English is the easiest language to speak badly.
Quote #15924
It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels he is worthy...
Quote #33610
Does it really matter what these affectionate people do– so long as they dont...
Quote #15024
The bad fortune of the good turns their faces up to heaven; the good...
Quote #4841
If hunger makes you irritable, better eat and be pleasant.
Quote #24028
If you are rich, you speak the truth if you are poor, your words...
Quote #737
You cannot stand anywhere in the universe that is outside of yourself.