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In addition to my other numerous acquaintances, I have one more intimate confidant. My...
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Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
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I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of...
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Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.
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“Think as I think” said the man, “or you are abominable. You are a...
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I certainly wasn’t happy. Happiness has to do with reason, and only reason earns...
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By taking this action, I hope that I will have hastened the start of...
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Most things break, including hearts. The lessons of life amount not to wisdom, but...
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Nothing is so good for an ignorant man as silence and if he was...