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My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
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It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings about...
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If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased.
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It isn’t necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice — there...
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All marriages are mixed marriages.
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A society that puts equality… ahead of freedom will end up with neither.
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I felt like poisoning a monk.
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Ambition is putting a ladder against the sky.
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Approach each new problem not with a view of finding what you hope will...
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I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts. But I...