Quote #18722
Happiness sneaks through a door you didn’t know that you left open.
Quote #2628
California: The west coast of Iowa.
Quote #12776
Grammar school never taught me anything about grammar.
Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #644
I am just going outside and may be some time.
Quote #30260
We protest against unjust criticism, but we accept unearned applause.
Quote #3921
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
Quote #13001
Humor the sons of the poor, for they give science its splendor.
Quote #25089
If we live good lives, the times are also good. As we are, such...
Quote #30616
It is because they took the easy way out, That rivers and people, go...