Quote #11336
Baloney is the lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery...
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Trees like to have kids climb on them, but trees are much bigger than...
Quote #25298
During my eighty-seven years I have witnessed a whole succession of technological revolutions. But...
Quote #9595
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Quote #9817
There I lay staring upward, while the stars wheeled over… Faint to my ears...
Quote #19700
Fear God, and your enemies will fear you.
Quote #13218
Expect everything, and anything seems nothing. Expect nothing, and anything seems everything.
Quote #1896
Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung...
Quote #15013
If a man defrauds you one time, he is a rascal; if he does...
Quote #30842
Who lies for you will lie against you.