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Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
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Cleo McDowell Look… me and the McDonald’s people got this little misunderstanding. See, they’re...
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But one of the attributes of love, like art, is to bring harmony and...
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Never argue with an idiot, because they will only bring you down to their...
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It is not enough to conquer one must learn to seduce.
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For all its flaws, I would feel safer to have my children grow up...
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What is an epigram A dwarfish whole, its body brevity, and wit its soul.
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Four things come not back — the spoken word, the sped arrow, the past...
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When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman...
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I like trees because they seem more resigned to the way they have to...