Quote #22113
The way to become boring is to say everything.
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Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy.
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Marriage is like a cage one sees the birds outside desperate to get in,...
Quote #23954
Theology is never any help it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight...
Quote #9590
Somebody may beat me, but they are going to have to bleed to do...
Quote #32542
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled...
Quote #10416
As people do better, they start voting like Republicans- unless they have too much...
Quote #25685
A politician thinks of the next election a statesman, of the next generation.
Quote #18679
Hold yourself responsible for a higher standard than anybody expects of you. Never excuse...
Quote #20085
If youth but had the knowledge and old age the strength.