Quote #31681
Eccentricity is not, as dull people would have us believe, a form of madness....
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Competition is a painful thing, but it produces great results.
Quote #16307
The training of children is a profession, where we must know how to waste...
Quote #2198
There will be a time when loud-mouthed, incompetent people seem to be getting the...
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #2062
What is virtue but the trades unionism of the married.
Quote #22083
A lawful kiss is never worth a stolen one.
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No one worth possessing Can be quite possessed.
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They can conquer who believe they can. He has not learned the first lesson...
Quote #17663
All you earnest young men out to save the world please, have a laugh.