Quote #33475
I take the view, and always have, that if you cannot say what you...
Quote #44
I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.
Quote #26847
Nothing more rapidly inclines a person to go into a monastery than reading a...
Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #223
Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
Quote #12596
In the end, everything is a gag.
Quote #18664
Any man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite a man.
Quote #24105
One is still what one is going to cease to be and already what...
Quote #23308
As long as there are guns, the individual that wants a gun for a...
Quote #2473
There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people.