Quote #8587
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. [In regione caecorum...
Quote #19192
Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns.
Quote #20327
Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front...
Quote #13446
In war there is no substitute for victory.
Quote #28636
A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does, and...
Quote #12853
No man who has once heartily and wholly laughed can be altogether irreclaimably bad.
Quote #27346
I felt like poisoning a monk.
Quote #30944
It takes ten pounds of common sense to carry one pound of learning.
Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #15854
To regret deeply is to live afresh.