Quote #1834
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Quote #34053
Being plied with fine food always puts me in mind of the slammer, cause...
Quote #2496
Money is good for bribing yourself through the inconveniences of life.
Quote #33150
Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course...
Quote #30942
Once I had the strength but no wisdom now I have the wisdom but...
Quote #33719
An orator is a good man who is skilled in speaking.
Quote #6549
There is no procedure for learning to write. What you must do, is learn...
Quote #29360
This is New York, and there’s no law against being annoying.
Quote #4156
Miserable mortals who, like leaves, at one moment flame with life, eating the produce...
Quote #18735
Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.