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There is always one moment in childhood when the door opens and lets the...
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When I was one-and-twenty, I heard a wise man say, Give pounds and crowns...
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Being shot out of a cannon is always better than being squeezed through a...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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There was a star danced, and under that was I born.
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Housekeeping ain’t no joke.
Quote #14991
I am no more humble than my talents require.
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Wisdom is better than wit, and in the long run will certainly have the...
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Develop interest in life as you see it; in people, things, literature, music –...
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Eating and scratching want but a beginning.