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I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is...
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The cynic knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
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Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted...
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The aggressive spirit, the offensive, is the chief thing everywhere in war, and the...
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Love feels no burden, thinks nothing of trouble, attempts what is above its strength,...
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I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the...
Quote #16767
The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about...
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‘Out upon merry Christmas What’s Christmas time to you but a time for paying...
Quote #27951
We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.
Quote #19666
Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.