Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Quote #13927
The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else...
Quote #16941
I awoke with devout thanksgiving for my friends.
Quote #3211
I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to...
Quote #4838
Put even the plainest woman into a beautiful dress and unconsciously she will try...
Quote #4354
When good men die their goodness does not perish,But lives though they are gone....
Quote #564
I fear nothing so much as a man who is witty all day long.
Quote #18421
All men who have turned out worth anything have had the chief hand in...
Quote #15993
Vanity makes us do more things against inclination than reason.
Quote #7465
A cheerful mind is a vigorous mind.