Quote #34315
Anyone who works is a fool. I don’t work – I merely inflict myself...
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Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we...
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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
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Any effort that has self-glorification as its final endpoint is bound to end in...
Quote #4636
When the candles are out all women are fair.
Quote #3708
“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”
Quote #23848
One hand washes the other.
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If I am not for myself, who is for me But if I am...
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If winning isn’t everything, why do they keep score
Quote #792
An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to...