Quote #26619
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings the inherent virtue...
Quote #32987
Always love your enemies–nothing annoys them so much.
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #30658
Make friends not enemies, and you will always have eyes in the back of...
Quote #33680
It is wise to apply the oil of refined politeness to the mechanisms of...
Quote #24710
Tradition is what you resort to when you don’t have the time or the...
Quote #17798
I cannot keep from talking, even at the risk of being instructive.
Quote #5887
Judge thyself with the judgment of sincerity, and thou will judge others with the...
Quote #15447
Americans become unhappy and vicious because their preoccupation with amassing possessions obliterates their loneliness....
Quote #13491
Cynics are made, not born.