Quote #30523
I have made this letter longer, because I have not had the time to...
Quote #22853
Pat Healy Those goofy bastards are about the best thing I’ve got going.
Quote #6231
Associate with well-mannered persons and your manners will improve. Run around with decent folk...
Quote #33409
I’m still an atheist, thank God.
Quote #26152
I suppose it is much more comfortable to be mad and not know it...
Quote #19313
We are all here for a spell get all the good laughs you can.
Quote #27256
Oh, if only I did nothing simply as a result of laziness.
Quote #18262
Maturity is the ability to do a job whether or not you are supervised,...
Quote #23424
Not all who wander are lost.
Quote #9154
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.