Quote #6254
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
Quote #3561
Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body.
Quote #22283
Wit is so shining a quality that everybody admires it most people aim at...
Quote #18318
It is impossible to experience one’s death objectively and still carry a tune.
Quote #18252
Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don’t recognize them.
Quote #23452
Dum loquimur invida aetas fugerit. (While we talk, hostile time flies away)
Quote #10794
If there is no gardener there is no garden.
Quote #34027
The fact that when we die we are nothing more than worm meat—I just...
Quote #1492
Man is what he eats.
Quote #21406
Just a hurried line…to tell a story which puts the contrast between *our* feast...