Quote #10504
Ignore the awful times, and concentrate on the good ones.
Quote #12436
Poetry is a way of taking life by the throat.
Quote #13214
Every pilot needs a co-pilot, and let me tell you, it is awful nice...
Quote #10187
If you have a harem of 40 women, you never get to know any...
Quote #3354
All dogmas perish the thinking mind, especially ones you agree with.
Quote #4626
A liar should have a good memory.
Quote #29179
A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. ‘I...
Quote #17059
There are two kinds of stories, the ones you live and the ones you...
Quote #11066
You guys over there, pair up into groups of three.
Quote #2923
Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.