Quote #10540
I never think of the future – it comes soon enough.
Quote #18986
Nixon is a shifty-eyed goddamn liar. . . . .He’s one of the few...
Quote #27898
Life isn’t fair. It’s just fairer than death, that’s all.
Quote #5591
Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant.
Quote #23927
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
Quote #15484
Equations are just the boring part of mathematics. I attempt to see things in...
Quote #11651
Premenstrual Syndrome: Just before their periods women behave the way men do all the...
Quote #30913
The dog that fetches will also carry. (Translation If someone reveals another’s secrets to...
Quote #29847
‘True love’ isn’t so much a dreamy feeling that you have as it is...
Quote #15758
Pride the first peer and president of hell.