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I kep six honest serving-men (They taught me all I knew) Their names are...
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At the end of six innings of play, it’s Montreal 5, Expos 3.
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Our credulity is greatest concerning the things we know least about. And since we...
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Our children seem to have wonderful taste, or none – depending, of course, on...
Quote #17116
It’s no good trying to keep up old friendships. It’s painful for both sides....
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Anyone who uses the phrase ‘easy as taking candy from a baby’ has never...
Quote #3223
The higher the buildings, the lower the morals.
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May you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows your dead
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Needless to say since Christ’s expiation not one single Christian has been known to...
Quote #11074
It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his job depends...