Quote #24121
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When...
Quote #21919
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
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It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.
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What happens when the future has come and gone
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Metric is definitely communist. One monetary system, one language, one weight and measurement system,...
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Never give in–never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty,...
Quote #13346
We are kept keen on the grindstone of pain and necessity.
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With stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us,...