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It never occurs to some politicians that Lincoln is worth imitating as well as...
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All great men are gifted with intuition. They know without reasoning or analysis, what...
Quote #24751
Destiny waits alike for the free man as well as for him enslaved by...
Quote #32553
The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you...
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Nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #4969
The gods are just, and of our pleasant vicesMake instruments to plague us.
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The best hope is that one of these days the ground will get disgusted...
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Each problem that I solved became a rule, which served afterwards to solve other...
Quote #31181
Anyone who doesn’t make mistakes isn’t trying hard enough.