Quote #28601
One does not make friends. One recognizes them.
Quote #7373
All sects are different, because they come from men; morality is everywhere the same,...
Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #18323
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick — not...
Quote #26717
That’s the fourth extra base hit for the Padres — two doubles and a...
Quote #958
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
Quote #11990
A good life is a series of joyful meetings and joyful moments.
Quote #20454
If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live...
Quote #1028
For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.
Quote #17008
As soon as there is life there is danger.