Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #13913
Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor...
Quote #13116
Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant “idiot”.
Quote #27096
Western civilization, unfortunately, does not link knowledge and morality but rather, it connects knowledge...
Quote #30566
Luck is when preparation meets opportunity.
Quote #14356
To the generous mind the heaviest debt is that of gratitude, when it is...
Quote #1638
A motion to adjourn is always in order.
Quote #30977
I searched for God and found only myself. I searched for myself and found...
Quote #3608
a stirring victory for the forces of...
Quote #4703
Iron rusts from disue; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes...