Quote #11095
It is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so universal as death,...
Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #21877
There is no such thing as chance and what seem to us merest accident...
Quote #18386
Quit worrying about your health. It’ll go away.
Quote #30688
If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have...
Quote #32
Life is just one damned thing after another.
Quote #8682
All truly great thoughts are conceived by walking.
Quote #19178
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
Quote #2396
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
Quote #22366
My father always used to say that when you die, if you’ve got five...