Quote #26380
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #7812
There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and...
Quote #5213
No one ever understood disaster until it came.
Quote #17876
The billiard table is better than the doctor.
Quote #20042
If you have a lemon, make lemonade.
Quote #21259
The secret of happiness is something to do.
Quote #34786
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, Where have I gone wrong...
Quote #22368
There is something that is much more scarce, something finer far, something rarer than...
Quote #22475
When the president does it, that means it is not illegal.
Quote #23461
Happy the man, and happy he alone, He who can call today his own...