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There are three things which if one does not know, one cannot live long...
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When asked about his favorite song, I think ‘Hail to the Chief’ has a...
Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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Preach the gospel at all times — If necessary, use words.
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Oh, how fine it is to know a thing or two.
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Repetition is the death of art.
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Facts are stupid things.
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Surfing on the Internet is like sex everyone boasts about doing more than they...
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Indifference, then, is not only a sin, it is a punishment.
Quote #24744
Bronze is the mirror of the form wine, of the heart.