Quote #3149
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
Quote #3792
If men menstruated, they would brag about how much and for how long.
Quote #3022
Make money your god and it will plague you like the devil.
Quote #12961
You shall be free indeed when your days are not without a care nor...
Quote #24616
The most certain test by which we judge whether a country is really free...
Quote #12527
Sundown, yellow moon, I replay the past. I know every scene by heart, they...
Quote #29997
Silence will not betray your thoughts but the expression on your face will. Humor...
Quote #31667
Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is ignorant.
Quote #30552
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should...
Quote #34705
If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome if you believe the theologians, nothing...