Quote #2068
When in doubt, duck.
Quote #26889
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
Quote #12332
How we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives.
Quote #15472
Some people are so fond of ill-luck that they run half-way to meet it.
Quote #5455
A weapon is a device for making your enemy change his mind.
Quote #11803
The world is my lobster.
Quote #30436
Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two...
Quote #29693
What is food to one man is bitter poison to others.
Quote #14577
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
Quote #17043
The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the...