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All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
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The roots of true achievement lie in the will to become the best that...
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Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open...
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It is not true that life is one damn thing after another- it is...
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Age does not make us childish, as some say it only finds us true...
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To Thales the primary question was not what do we know, but how do...
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Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
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When good Americans die they go to Paris.
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I love you. I used to pity your sorrow. But now, were you sorrowless,...