Quote #1983
Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends
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If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters.
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Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
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Those whom fortune has never favoured are more joyful than those whom she has...
Quote #17551
Failure is not the only punishment for laziness there is also the success of...
Quote #16882
They say the cows laid out Boston. Well, there are worse surveyors.
Quote #12778
Gray skies are just clouds passing over.
Quote #27954
What is a minority The chosen heroes of this earth have been in a...
Quote #5047
At points of clarity, I realize that my life on earth is meaningless, and...
Quote #8034
Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must...