Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #2646
Finishing a book is just like you took a child out in the back...
Quote #14726
Any fact facing us is not as important as our attitude toward it, for...
Quote #34494
We’re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on...
Quote #14091
I wanted to change the world. But I have found that the only thing...
Quote #32113
You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far...
Quote #3189
Make money and the whole nation will conspire to call you a gentleman.
Quote #14343
The Universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow...
Quote #15459
Treasure the love you receive above all. It will survive long after your gold...
Quote #32693
I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.