Quote #19607
Judge Smails It’s easy to grin When your ship comes in And you’ve got...
Quote #2064
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
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The past is the only dead thing that smells sweet.
Quote #31684
Life is short. Time is fleeting. Realize the Self. Purity of the heart is...
Quote #13731
Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
Quote #32087
We pass the word around we ponder how the case is put by different...
Quote #9490
The world has changed. I see it in the water. I feel it in...
Quote #13187
When fascism comes to America, it will come wrapped in the American flag.
Quote #17958
I count him braver who conquers his desires than him who conquers his enemies...
Quote #28071
In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...