Quote #477
I love children — especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
Quote #32312
Friends are like melons, Shall I tell you why To find one good, you...
Quote #34442
How helpless we are, like netted birds, when we are caught by desire
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #5861
Memory is the greatest of artists, and effaces from your mind what is unnecessary.
Quote #25529
I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say...
Quote #30170
See the conquering hero comes Sound the trumpets, beat the drums
Quote #9886
Wise men have more to learn of fools than fools of wise men.
Quote #21976
In the 1940s a survey listed the top seven discipline problems in public schools...
Quote #8822
The sun illuminates only the eye of the man, but shines into the eyes...