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Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
Quote #9595
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Quote #1868
I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
Quote #19119
A torn jacket is soon mended but hard words bruise the heart of a...
Quote #15743
Unless you are prepared yourself to profit by your chance, the opportunity will only...
Quote #23352
The freedom fighters of Nicaragua … are the moral equal of our Founding Fathers...
Quote #34093
When all is said and done, the weather and love are the two elements...
Quote #11430
Diplomacy is to do and say, the nastiest thing in the nicest way.
Quote #32424
Before a man can wake up and find himself famous he has to wake...
Quote #19280
I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling...