Quote #11171
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked...
Quote #30349
Hope is the worst of evils, for it prolongs the torments of man.
Quote #9104
We cannot destroy kindred: Our chains stretch a little sometimes, but they never break.
Quote #2373
There are two million interesting people in New York and only seventy-eight in Los...
Quote #34679
A raise is like a martini it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily.
Quote #25111
The art of living is more like that of wrestling than of dancing the...
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #15916
Work out your own salvation. Do not depend on others.
Quote #16834
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and...
Quote #31321
There aren’t any embarrassing questions–just embarrassing answers.