Quote #19743
Do definite good first of all to yourself, then to definite persons.
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There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
Quote #1227
This is getting on my nerves, now that I have them.
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Those who educate children well are more to be honored than parents, for these...
Quote #27188
How we spend our days is of course how we spend our lives.
Quote #21262
Science has done more for the development of western civilization in one hundred years...
Quote #6109
The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which...
Quote #13549
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
Quote #24583
If you see a snake, just kill it. Don’t appoint a committee on snakes.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...