Quote #3192
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy...
Quote #21903
The joy that isn’t shared dies young.
Quote #30406
Beware the politically obsessed. They are often bright and interesting, but they have something...
Quote #13964
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick — not...
Quote #10141
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body...
Quote #15642
The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
Quote #13211
Equal participants doing similar things will generate lots of new ideas.
Quote #20033
If you have a job without aggravation, you don’t have a job.
Quote #25684
Never trust anyone who wants what you’ve got. Friend or no, envy is an...