Quote #5334
A teacher affects eternity; He can never tell where his influence stops.
Quote #16558
Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is...
Quote #26973
The people of the United States, perhaps more than any other nation in history,...
Quote #5417
Sooner or later we all quote our mothers.
Quote #9307
Oh, what a dear ravishing thing is the beginning of an Amour!
Quote #19488
A rut is a grave with the ends knocked out.
Quote #2513
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
Quote #22688
A child is a person who can’t understand why someone would give away a...
Quote #27625
We’re not lost. We’re locationally challenged.
Quote #14584
It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be...