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Fig Newton The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
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My husband said he wanted to have a relationship with a redhead, so I...
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Illusion is the first of all pleasures.
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Whatever else can be said about sex, it cannot be called a dignified performance.
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It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if...
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He who finds Fortune on his side should go briskly ahead, for she is...
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To sin in silence while others doth protest makes cowards out of men.
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We love those who know the worst of us and don’t turn their faces...
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I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there...
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Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out...