Quote #32632
Really, to stop criticism, they say, one must die.
Quote #3560
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You...
Quote #23478
Mix a little foolishness with your prudence It’s good to be silly at the...
Quote #24860
Life is a joke. The only way to survive it is to find the...
Quote #5587
Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address.
Quote #20784
Until you walk a mile in another man’s moccasins you can’t imagine the smell.
Quote #7898
Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your...
Quote #2248
Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they...
Quote #25050
The humorous man recognizes that absolute purity, absolute justice, absolute logic and perfection are...
Quote #5257
In politics, absurdity is not a handicap.