Quote #5397
The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
Quote #26866
I love youNot only for what you areBut for what I amWhen I am...
Quote #1759
Our houses are such unwieldy property that we are often imprisoned rather than housed...
Quote #25146
One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other.
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #31080
Adversity makes men wise but not rich.
Quote #33574
If a thing isn’t worth saying, you sing it.
Quote #31028
People that are really weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous...
Quote #13543
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a...