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Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
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You are not superior just because you see the world in an odious light.
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To find yourself jilted is a blow to your pride. Do your best to...
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The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are...
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At age 50, every man has the face he deserves.
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The value of a man resides in what he gives and not in what...
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Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value...
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Any change, even a change for the better, is always accompanied by drawbacks and...
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The Joker Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by...
Quote #7406
Use what talents you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds...