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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented...
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A groundless rumor often covers a lot of ground.
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For certain people after 50, litigation takes the place of sex.
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I think one of the great problems we have in the Republican Party is...
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Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally...
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There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out...
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The end of life is to be like God, and the soul following God...
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True success is overcoming the fear of being unsuccessful.
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My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency...
Quote #28696
If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.