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Human reason is like a drunken man on horseback; set it up on one...
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Sleep is an eight-hour peep show of infantile erotica.
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In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one...
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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
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Richard Okay… seatbelts. Just put the little thing into the big thing and… I...
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I’m hard-nosed about luck. I think it sucks. Yeah, if you spend seven years...
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Tell me and I’ll forget. Show me, and I may not remember. Involve me,...
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The drums of Africa still beat in my heart. They will not let me...
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Twenty years a child twenty years running wild twenty years a mature man-and after...
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The measure of a master is his success in bringing all men around to...