Quote #11924
I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to...
Quote #24598
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity,...
Quote #6008
For man, as for flower and beast and bird, the supreme triumph is to...
Quote #4391
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master,At which the audience never fail...
Quote #1185
We shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end, we...
Quote #17195
I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance.
Quote #1920
DISCLAIMER: A society where such disclaimers are needed is saddening.
Quote #33580
Oh, what a dear ravishing thing is the beginning of an Amour
Quote #31321
There aren’t any embarrassing questions–just embarrassing answers.
Quote #17584
Practice doesn’t make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.