Quote #2131
Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable.
Quote #6154
There is still a difference between something and nothing, but it is purely geometrical...
Quote #23756
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #15348
Tenderness and kindness are not signs of weakness and despair, but manifestations of strength...
Quote #32628
The progress of the rivers to the ocean is not so rapid as that...
Quote #1494
Laughter is by definition healthy.
Quote #1299
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Quote #1322
Thanksgiving is a typically American holiday…The lavish meal is a symbol of the fact...
Quote #9712
Our deeds are like children that are born to us;they live and act apart...
Quote #22451
One drink is just right two is too many three are too few.