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We would like to live as we once lived, but history will not permit...
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The tongue weighs practically nothing, But so few people can hold it.
Quote #20244
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Quote #23921
Here’s to you ,as good as you are, And here’s to me, as bad...
Quote #15224
It was a grand trait of the old Roman that with him one and...
Quote #32949
I like to think of my best moment on the job as quiet victories....
Quote #31206
Power operates only destructively, bent always on forcing every manifestation of life into the...
Quote #5605
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
Quote #31601
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
Quote #3208
I was much distressed by next door people who had twin babies and played...