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Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another What You,...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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A family, although not a necessity, is the ultimate luxury.
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Men can know more than their ancestors did if they start with a knowledge...
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All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave...
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To all, to each, a fair good night, And pleasing dreams, and slumbers light.
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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right...
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The law isn’t justice. It’s a very imperfect mechanism. If you press exactly the...